I keep telling people we should move on. Some do.
historysgreatestsoldicr inquired:
"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

aliancvna-deactivated20170505:

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  ” I’m going to hit you because of how dumb that was  ”

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“I didn’t write it.” He chuckled. “I just read it on the internet. Some of them are funny. Do these actually work?”

historysgreatestsoldicr inquired:
'Nickname'

aliancvna-deactivated20170505:

  • Captain Small Ass
  • Captain Big Boobs
  • Star Spangled Man With A Plan
  • Star Spangled Man With No Plan
  • Stevie
  • golden retriever 

“Nat..They’re pectorals, not boobs.”

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